Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Ta. Freaking da.

Oh le sigh. Here I am in the blogging world. And the reason why I am brought here is not so I can share tips on how to make the best pot roast in the world, not to spread humor or tell jokes (although if you do laugh about anything that I write it is ok, laughing is all I have left sometimes in my life too), and I'm not even here to do anything productive at all really. Is that what blogging is all about? To avoid doing productive things? Heck I don't know, I just like to read the blogs that are funny and the ones that teach me how to cook.

Reason why I am here: I have met my tolerance level for being annoyed and it seems like blogging is a good way to let things out so that the world can once again become balanced and peaceful and zen-like. Like a safety release valve that kicks in when all of the warning bells are screaming that ones brain might explode from all of the really annoying crap that is just a part of life as I know it. To put it into current events terms, my brain is like the exploratory well that major world wide oil company had hired contractors to dig in the Gulf of Mexico and this here blog will serve as the Gulf. With less casualties and minimal environmental impact hopefully. I apologize in advance for polluting the internet. I heard Dawn dishwashing soap cleans the oil off baby duckies quite wonderfully, maybe it can help here too. That and maybe not all of my posts here will be whiny and complainy, no promises.